I struggled to think what to write for this blog. It’s not that I lack topics, it’s just I could see flaws in many of them. I shall expand, for I could write on…

…the news that I apparently can see, just not as well as I used to, but that I shan’ t be needing glasses…yet. Whilst writing about this, I might as well add that I had a booster jab (makes me sound about 5 years old) before which the nurse kindly says “your arm might feel a bit heavy afterwards” at which me, having strange concerns, responds “it won’t feel so heavy I can’t drum/type will it?!”. The nurse was suitably confused. I could also add that I went to the dentist. This would all be a great bore as, in six months time they will likely say I do need glasses, so I can mention it then; you, the reader, probably has little interest in my gammy arm and might just mention that they’d prefer it if I couldn’t type and finally, I’m going to have so much dental work over the next two years, if I mentioned every time I went to the dentist…well, you can imagine!

I could write on the topic of political voting in Eurovision (being one of the embarrassing people who watch it), but let’s face it: it’s been going on for years, everyone knew Russia would win and we had not a cat’s chance in hell.

I could write on that episode of Dr Who I mentioned two blogs ago (the one with the giant wasp in which Felicity Kendall’s character reminisces over her past lover who “showed me his true form [a giant alien wasp], but it didn’t matter, because I loved him!” - duh!) . But due to being over-studious (ha!), I never got around to it and now it’s probably far too out-of-date for credibility!

So such it is. The search for something groundbreaking to discuss goes on! Next time I better get out my copy of The Economist and write something sounding vaguely intellectual (dear goodness!).